Happy birthday 2 u, happy
Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo’ u were born in d zoo’ with d monkeys ‘n donkeys dats looks just like u
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no visits... no calls.. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls.. I'm worried... kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
View Articlesardarji (raste se jate samay
sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake): are yar main ese kahi dekha hain second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain....
View ArticleA guy donated blood to
A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i'll pay u back in monthly instalments.
View ArticlePhoolon ne Amrit ka jaam
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !
View Articleû)(û)(û)(û)(û)(û) (û)(û)(û)(û)(û)(û) (û)(û)(û)(û)(û)(û)...
û)(û)(û)(û)(û)(û) (û)(û)(û)(û)(û)(û) (û)(û)(û)(û)(û)(û) (û)(û)(û)(û)(û)(û) Sending 24 Smiles, 1 4 each EaCh HoUr oF a dAy 2 MaKe SuRe u R aLwAyZ sMilinng... Good Morning and...
View ArticleSitam dhane ki
Sitam dhane ki hadh hoti hai, Paas na aane ki-Ruth jaane ki hadh hoti hai.. Ek sms tou kar de zaalim... Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..!
View ArticleBaar baar yeh din aaye,
Baar baar yeh din aaye, baar baar yeh dil gaaye, tu jiye hazaro saal, yehi hai meri aarzoo, Happy Birthday To You !!!
View ArticleKaun kehta hai ki is
Kaun kehta hai ki is duniya mei majbut irade wale log nahin milenge.aap mere is dost ko hi dekh lijiye,duniya idhar se udhar ho jaye par yeh sms nahin karenge.
View ArticleTrain station par ruki. Ek
Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe sardar se- Kaun sa station hai?Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag to Railway Station raha hai".
View ArticleChand mama so gaye, Suraj
Chand mama so gaye, Suraj Chachu Jage, Subah ho gayee mamu... bole to Good Morning!
View ArticleAgar apko lagta hai ki
Agar apko lagta hai ki aap beautiful hain, smart hain, charming hain to kutta paliye, billi paliye, sher paliye, magar galat fAHAMI MATPALIYE
View ArticleI made a cup (
I made a cup ( of coffee )) specially _((_ for u. d__l There is no Sugar, but don't worry, the sender is Sweet GUD MORNING...
View ArticleNew punishment 4 mobile owners.
New punishment 4 mobile owners. Misscall Ke Liye jail. Sms ke Liye Faansi. Call Ke Liye Umarqaid... Aap mat Daro; KANJUSO Ko To "EK LAKH" ka Inaam hai.
View ArticleAaj to bahut khush hoge,
Aaj to bahut khush hoge, kyoki... barish jo ho rahi hai Aur barish me sabhi mendak khush hi hote hai.
View ArticleLast nite i had
Last nite i had a dream abt U... I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day... Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not... I asked GOD: Why it is so??? GOD replied: "BALANCE OF NATURE"..
View Articleending birthday blessings Filled
ending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes !
View ArticleEvry secnd god remembr u
Evry secnd god remembr u Evry minute god bleses u Evry hour god care 4 u coz evry day I pray 2 him,"bacha murkh hai,Thoda dhayan dena Prabhu
View ArticleGovt of India ne aaj
Govt of India ne aaj ek naya rule pass kiya hai ! khubsurat logo ko desh se bahar nikal diya jayega ! Tum to safe ho yar mai kahan jaoou ?
View ArticleYou can spend hundreds
You can spend hundreds on birthdays, thousands on festivals, lakhs on weddings, but to celebrate all you have to spend is your TIME....
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